How much time is it going to take for me to wrap all of the presents tonight?
How much wrapping paper is it going to take for me to wrap a guitar?
What is going to quiet the rumbling in my tummy?
Do you ever have those times when you realize you've had to pee for a really long time and nothing was keeping you from going to the bathroom you just kind of got used to the feeling of having to go? I do that ALL the time!
My children are the greatest kids ever!
I have the best husband ever! He is sweet, sensitive, patient, hilarious, sexy, and so freaking awesome. Did I mention he's a former tux model?
Do short people have reason to live?
How cute are my boots?
Super excited for my Aunt to get here! Get here lady, get here!
I think my Dog's on Crack
Okay, that's all for now. Thanks!